The Rules
(Read Them or Die, the choice is yours)

- Remember, this is a party. No laughing, no smiling, no having any fun.

- Girls must dress hot. Guys must dress like they didn't just come from a Sports Bar

- Be social, introduce yourself to at least 10 people you don't know, not just of the opposite sex. Meet each other

- Think sophisticated chill Lounge, not a Sports Bar or a loud Hollywood Dance Club. This is not about fist pumping with a bunch of bottles and hos

- I'm going to rope off a sketchy ho area and quarantine the bitches

- All men must be respectful of women

- All women must scrub the floors clean with toothbrushes

- There will be no Cocaine at this party. Seriously guys, lay off that shit.

- There will be no Alcohol at this party. Just Kidding, there's plenty :)

- Just to be crystal clear, Matt Snowden aka "Snowy" is an asshole, not invited and will never step foot in my house again

- RSVP EARLY here with your number of guests. Space is tight. The list closes shut tight at 220 people.

- We have room for one very large fat girl at the party, so all the other girls will feel better. Who's gonna be the lucky fatty?

- If you try to game the system to sneak in guys that don't belong here, I will know and you won't be back.

- Make sure your girl friends don't look like Shrek

- You must pray in my general direction 3 times

- DO NOT THROW CIGARETTES IN MY PLANTS

- DO NOT THROW CIGARETTES OFF THE BALCONY INTO THE FLAMMABLE HILLSIDE BRUSH

- DO NOT give this party info to Sergio Curiel so he can mass text it to a bunch of douche-bags

- My Neighbors, don't piss them off. Don't honk your horns outside, or laugh and yell. You can breathe outside, but that's about it

- If some monkey throws a plate of food on the floor, it doesn't mean that now it's ok for you to do it. DON'T BE A MONKEY

- DO THE MATH:  35 pound petite girl + 60 pounds of alcohol = Messy Problem  --  *Drink Responsibly*

- Love is a Wonderful thing. You should be in love, you should enjoy that love. But DON’T TRY TO FUCK IN MY SHOWER. Only I do that.

- All who enter my house implicitly sign an agreement stating "I will not be a sloppy drunk idiot at this party".

- Don't write "LOLZ" in the comments. In fact don't write "LOLZ" when you're on messenger or texting your friends. Nothing good can come of it.

- If you see any guy sport hunting or being too aggressive with girls, let me know so I can throw him out and not have him back.

- Report to me if anyone behaves fucked up creating a lot of bad vibes

- Just be cool and thoughtful. Some of you have gone over and above to be helpful and help clean up afterwards. I appreciate that and you're always welcome here

- I love you guys. Well, most of you guys, and can't wait to see you again :)